Observation of the day

The military here LOVE a statue.  They have them everywhere for everything and everyone.  Today at Fort Benning I am sure I saw a statue of the man who cleans the bathrooms at the museum - I am not joking.  There is this very impressive statue of a man in the stance of "Follow me.." (to where I am not sure as it looked like he was facing the cafeteria so perhaps he was hungry????) and apparently his name is Iron Mike.  What a handsome man he is - hell I would follow him, even if it was to my death.  Anyway I have a new name for him (sort of by accident as I am always stuffing these things up) - it is Metal Mike.  Catchy hey!  Shano thinks I am a moron - I think I am creative by accident. Thoughts?? xxxx